OPEN RP POST

[artcritic]

	This is open RP post. Everything goes here- from PSLs to TFLN overflows. The links below lead to some of my preferences regarding smutty scenarios or general AU/PSL musings- things I'd like to play out. Always feel free to message me to talk about ships/plot out stories or just leave a starter!
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TFLN overflow

[artcritic]

for @riotgun

[artcritic]

Sounds excellent to me.

Is it bad that I want us to finish with the palace as soon as possible? Is it selfish?

[riotgun]

You're in luck.

Don't tell the others yet, but it just so happens I've been planning for us to hit the Palace the day after tomorrow.

Full sweep to the Treasure room.

[ Yes, they will be one-day clearing the remainder of the infiltration route. Yes, everyone will probably want to clobber Akira for working them to the bone again. Yes, they're all welcome to try ousting him as leader for his shenanigans. But they can't say no to this face, right?! ]

[artcritic]

I don't see why not tell them, as they will find out eventually, but I will keep it to myself.

I accept full sweep only if you have curry and soda with you.

[Feed him for the entire duration, and he won't complain.

...much.]

[riotgun]

Have to double check schedules and supplies first.

I'll pack extra portions. We can have dinner in one of the safe rooms.

[ ✨ ]

I made thirty lockpicks the other day. So we can grab every last chest too.

[artcritic]

Excellent. I will bring whatever you need from my end.

Thirty... I cannot gauge if that is too much, too little, or just enough.

[riotgun]

Just bring yourself. That's all I need.

Mona called it overkill and told me to go to sleep. So I assume it'll be enough either way.

[artcritic]

Of course I will be there, it goes without saying.

Perhaps. But it's better to have excess. I don't think you'd have time to make some in the Palace itself.

[riotgun]

[ A slight pause, as though Akira's actually entertaining the idea of it... ]

Sounds like a challenge. I'd try if everyone didn't have enough to worry about already.

At least we'll be prepared.

Ann's overdue for a new weapon. You as well.

Maybe we'll find something nice for one of you.

[ Iwai's stock only has so much... ]

[artcritic]

I think everyone would agree it is a bad idea.

Here's to finding new and good treasure then

[He'll work with whatever they find, although his persona seems to cheer up every time there's a new, BETTER katana.

Yusuke has 0 complaints]

[riotgun]

[ It is, but that doesn't stop Akira from thinking about it. Limits are meant to be surpassed!! But he'll be responsible about this, armed with his thirty already-made lockpicks. ]

Yeah. Here's to finding new and good treasure.

If you find more chests than I do, I'll buy you extra taiyaki when we go to Osaka.

[ ✨ ]

[artcritic]

That sounds like a good challenge. I accept!

[Akira's hidden agenda for keeping Yusuke fed without him realizing it is working splendidly.]

[riotgun]

[ Listen... It's a good way to motivate Yusuke and also not worry so much over his questionable habits... ]

That's the spirit.

Dinner on me if you find anything extra rare, too.

for @kamen_thief

[artcritic]

A name for a cactus... Something like "Sir Stabbington" or "Mr Spike"

They are in three different sizes: a tall one, a middle one, and a short and fat one. Any one you prefer?

[kamen_thief]

Appropriate names.. didn't think you'd pick something quite so.. violent. I'm a little surprised.

Hm... Well, a tall one would make the plant I have feel self-conscious, I think. The short one would probably be good for its ego. Not to mention it'll give the cactus something to aspire to.

[artcritic]

But they are relevant to the cacti. We can always name them George. Or Saitama.

Then I will keep the tall one, the short one is for you, and the middle one for Haru-san.

[kamen_thief]

You're not wrong. I'm not sure what I expected from a Yusuke-named cactus, but I think I'll trust your instincts on it.

I think that's a good arrangement. Haru will like a cactus, I think. Something a little more... low-maintenance for her.

[artcritic]

Maybe because your is small and round a fat, you can call it Rollo.

Yes. She won't feel bad if she forgets to water it when we are busy

[kamen_thief]

That is a cute name. I'll have to take your word that it fits.

She takes care of so many plants already. Something low-maintenance for her would be great. Again, that's very thoughtful of you.

Can I ask to the occasion, or are you just trying to take advantage of a deal?

[artcritic]

The cactus flowers are incredibly beautiful! I hope she - and you! enjoy it :)


Just taking advantage.
Buying plants is expensive otherwise.

Why? Did I miss someone's birthday?

[should he be worried??]

[kamen_thief]

Thank you, I'm sure I will. Hopefully I get to see it before I have to leave.

No... not that I'm aware of. To be honest, I was hoping I hadn't missed someone's birthday by accident. I don't have anything in my phone but.. do you???

[artcritic]

Of course you will! You're taking him with you

[It's decided, Akira has no say in it]

Nothing in my calendar either, that's why I got worried.

[kamen_thief]

You know, it's weird that for some reason that thought hadn't even crossed my mind.

Man, am I going to have to like, hire movers when I go home?

[artcritic]

Perhaps the thought of leaving hasn't settled in yet

[Yusuke knows for sure it didn't settle with HIM]

I can borrow you my suitcase that I lug my art supplies in. It's sturdy.

[the real reason why Yusuke's STR stat is so high...]